After playing outside with some friends, little Johnny came indoors to ask his Mommy a puzzling question.
“Mommy’, he said. “What is it called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
A little shocked, his Mommy decided to be honest and replied, “It is called sexual intercourse”.
Satisfied with the answer Johnny went back to playing with his friends. Minutes later he stormed back into the house with a tear-stained face.
“Mommy,” he said crossly. It is not called sexual intercourse! It is called bunk beds and Sara’s mum wants to talk to you.”
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