Showing posts with label Jock joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jock joke. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Jocks

1. How many Jocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They’ll screw anything.

2. How many Jocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to congratulate him down at the pub.