Did you hear about the Jock who was found frozen to death in his car at a drive-in cinema?
He went to see ‘Closed for the winter’.
Did you hear about the Jock who went to the library and took out a book ‘How to Hug’?
When he got home he discovered it was Volume VII of a set of encyclopedias . . . . .
What do you call a Jock with an IQ of 50?
Gifted.
